Who doesn’t like Rambo? Well, one could argue that the “fine folks” who made this dreaded abomination clearly don’t. I mean, how could they? If these people gave even the slightest of craps about the license, then how does one explain this game? This game is BUSTED in every single sense of the word.
Now, what I just said might come off as “harsh.” You might be under the impression that I HATE this game and everyone involved in making it. You’d be forgiven for thinking I wished this game didn’t exist.
Quite the contrary! I love that this game was thrust upon us in the broken state that it was! I’m truly thankful for the devs who had the guts to stand up and make the hard decisions to put it out there, confidently proclaiming “yeah, I guess it’s fine!”
Yes, while this game IS a raging dumpster fire, I wouldn’t have it ANY OTHER WAY! So much went wrong, but it felt oh so right! It’s kinda amazing. It’s like watching The Room on a bus full of orphans as it careens off of a cliff into a Fidget Spinner Factory below. Was that too dark? Eh, whatever, this is Rambo: The Video Game we’re talking about. It’s comedy GOLD!
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