The year was 2009.
Johnny Business, brand new CEO of Video Game Corp, has a gift. What kind of gift, you ask? He has always ALWAYS had his exceptionally long finger on the pulse of society. He knows what the people want. And he is NEVER wrong. Video Game Corp had been on a losing streak lately. They needed a winner. They needed a ringer. That ringer was Johnny Business. He was the gaming equivalent of Aleck Baldwin in that movie…. What’s it called?… Ah! The Boss Baby, that’s right!
Stock Image”Johnny Business at the greatest meeting of his life,” Circa 2009, Colorized
“What do the kids today like?” he asked the totally hip, rad and in no way out of touch board room.
“What film for babies do all the kids go around quoting endlessly on the playground?” The only obvious answer would finally be uttered after a long, confused silence.
“1979’s The Warriors!” He proclaimed.
The eyes of every man in the room were opened wide, then the excited screaming started. The energy in the room was at a fever pitch.
“And.”
Silence again…
“It’s a Beat em Up in the fine tradition of The Adventures of Bayou Billy and BeBe’s Kids.”
One of the board members dropped dead of excitement right then and there. It was just TOO MUCH! The others just started running around in circles screaming “IT WAS RIGHT THERE IN FRONT OF US THIS WHOLE TIME!” After all, most genius IS.
This was it. They had their sure fire hit. No way it could lose. How could a sidescroling Beat em Up based on such a hip property in the year of our lord 2009 POSSIBLY fail?
Then it came out and everyone got fired. Video Game Corp is a Denny’s now.
The End.
Then we played it. This was the result…
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