Day 3:

On day 3 of our trip to Osaka-River City-Japan-USA, we break out of jail for causing a “disturbance” on our previous day. As if THAT was gonna stop our fun! Afterwards, we tour an old n’ busted High School, get pestered endlessly by people who like to poop on the floor, and we go to a SUPER HYPE amusement park! Oh! And we learn how to ride motorcycles! Maybe I had this town all wrong after all! River City RULES!

*Personal note* no more motorcycles for us! After that wreck at the end there, I think it’s safe to say it’s about time for a little rest and relaxation on this vacation of ours. Not to mention, we are all still covered head to toe in what can only be described as “prison stank,” so, yeah, it’s time for a spa day or something. Maybe we can get some fresh air tomorrow and have some fun in the sun…