Day 7:

We’re FINALLY here! Our last day in the wretched town! On the bright side, there are NO MORE SPORTS! Not only that, but NOW it turns out they actually WANT us to leave, and they are throwing everything they got at us dirty Americans. Will we survive? Will Panda learn a valuable lesson about grammar? And how can a 7 day trip seem like 20 years in Hell? Because River City, that’s why! This place can SUCK IT!

And that’s it! That was our vacation! We somehow survived (barely) and I hope you enjoyed our pain and suffering. If I never go on vacation again, it’ll be too soon! Do adult teeth grow back? I think I’m short a couple… dozen.

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